I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect
You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter
I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.
Scuttles: The incredible, revolutionary design in which a tiny hole S-T-R-E-T-C-H-E-S to fit…things. Undated, but probably 1950s-60s? (via Advocate)
then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Fact: Pansies are the preferred flower of all pansexuals and should be offered during love confessions, marriage proposals, and peace offerings.
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